Monday, October 12, 2009

The Birthday Bucket List

go back to Whiskey Wild
Because there are always good times to be had at that Bar. Dancing and drinking, flirting with the boy all gives a confidence boost guaranteed.

get a massage from the boy
Because I never get a proper one that leads to.. well, you know... and I want to. And what else should you do in your birthday suit?

see all my friends from home
I miss them and they know just exactly what to do to make me laugh.

Go to a country concert
duh. I love country. duh.

Ride a horse
because I never get to anymore.

Just what I needed... from a tree.

My favorite book as a child was The Giving Tree by Shel Silverstein. I still love the concept. If I had a magic tree in my back yard I would want it to not giving me anything I wanted but just exactly what I needed.

This tree just hands out the just the thing I need at the exact time I need it. Think of the sorting hat at the end Harry Potter Order of the Pheonix. Maybe I should call it just-in-the-nick-of-time tree. I could ask for money which is the most popular answer by far. But money only gets you so far. My tree can dole out answers to my fears just by the pure driving need. Getting what you want every time isn't always best but if you can get what you need you'll always be fine.

I could use a little tree insight for my life.

Stonecold Confession.

Last night I was innocently playing WoW to my little nerd heart's content when one of my housemates said good night. I turned to get up and say goodnight and much to my surprise and embarrassment to see he had quite the hard-on going on that was peaking through his boxers. He was stoned and probably had no idea. But I slyly turned my head to hide my blush and said goodnight and slumped back into my chair and back to my computer. He stumbled off to bed. I promptly left the area to scrub my eyes with bleach.