Damn Dog

Just for the record, having your dog pee on your bed is really annoying.

Especially because you never find until until you are really ready to go to bed and then you can't.
Instead of fondling your pillow, you have to strip your bed of its sheets, try your darndest to get the wet and smell out of the mattress topper, wash and dry the sheets and blankets, then remake the bed again. It's a whole issue.
And you can't really get mad at her, well, you can but she looks just so darn sorry after the fact when she knows she's in trouble that you don't have the heart to do anything worse but send her to her own bed after being outside for twenty minutes.
But then again, currently because of this issue I am up at 2:30 am writing in my blog that I have barely touched all year long. So some good can come out of having your bed pissed on after all.

Also, for the record, despite her messing my sleep schedule up by pissing on my bed, the damn dog is absolutely adorable.